commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio October 24, 2007