colorado snow plow 

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.

colorado snow plow...blam!

colorado snow plow by Boddhi January 21, 2009

Colorado Snow Party 

Any combination of cannabis and cocaine. (In large quantities optional)

Hey do you wanna have a Colorado Snow Party?
Yeah man, I'll bring the coke, you get the dope!

Colorado Snow Party by Cosmicspacewhale June 1, 2015

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

Colorado Snow Cannon by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Colorado snowball 

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.

I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.

Colorado snowball by jmicd91 April 22, 2023

Colorado Snowman 

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

Colorado Snowman by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Colorado Snowblow 

Giving a blow job and blowing snow.

It was snowing and Samantha was horny so she gave me a Colorado snowblow

Colorado Snowblow by blueschwanz13 October 9, 2015

snowball in colorado 

When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.

She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.

snowball in colorado by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006