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An extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. In rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its "eyes".
... and then I squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra - it was at least 10 inches long! I took a photo of it, wanna have a look?
by Poopologist May 07, 2008