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I love college

Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.
guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.
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I love college

A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.
Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"


"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"

Lovett College 

Lovett is one of 9 residential colleges at Rice University in Houston, Texas. Although it is commonly known as the ugliest of the residential colleges, it is, saying this objectively, the best party college at Rice.

It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.

However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.

Giggling girls: hey guys, where's the party tonight?
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
Lovett College by weinerhole April 10, 2009

Lovett College 

The only college at Rice University that knows how to throw a party.
Lovett College's Pirate Booty has been the best party this year.
Lovett College by EOL RRF September 24, 2004

lovett college 

the only college on Rice University campus capable of preparing a 20ft x 60ft Pop Tart.

p.s. lovett does not deserve capitalization
I really want to put a giant Pop Tart on top of lovett college.
lovett college by BSWB November 3, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026