Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022
The gayest school in Chicago. A haven for over-priveliged nerds, ignorant of the world outside of the one their mommies will show them. A detriment to society. A school that WILL NOT give their athletes any kind of credit (or a football team), while the entire acadec team gets rimjobs from the adminstration for proving they are the biggest nerds in the country. Fuck the fuck off, NCP, I hope you all fucking choke.
by Big G (you know who I am) November 15, 2004
A school that accommodates all of the the nerds of chicago's grade schools. here, they loose all semblance of personality and socialness. They do nothing but study and kiss ass or four years. A successful graduate of this "college prep" is a boring overachieving robot.
by onceyougosamoan February 16, 2010
An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013
A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick
Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick
Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go
by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019
A toxic ass high school full of thotty ass JAKIMA wannabeing ass treeshes,never date a girl from kipp nigga you will get cheated on regardless. >:(
by Dell-Binstackkin December 5, 2018
One of the smartest schools in Chicago. Students come from all places in Chicago just to come here. The best College Prep school out there. Known for academics, less about sports, but really who cares about sports?
Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Student #1 from SICP: Did we win in football today?
Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
by IGGYFTW November 10, 2009