Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.
1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."
2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."
Adjective used to describe a person with a huge chin and jaw that dominates their face. On men, it can work, but it's a real problem for girls and women.
Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis are so chintastic that the only reason people tell them they're pretty is because they have famous fathers. Other chintastic celebrities: Jay Leno and Bruce Willis.