contary to popular belief the driving force behind the popular rock band radiohead. he has an overrated brother called jonny greenwood who has spaffy hair but is far inferior to colin who pretends to be the band's humble bass player but alas is much more. also has the sexiest voice ever and likes can, david bowie and being intelligent.
oh my god! colin greenwood's dancing better than thom yorke!
a sexy person who looks like a beetle
im colin greenwood and ive got a boner and nice blue eyes and i look like a beetle!