Califormula 

Weed. California + Formula (reference to drug)

John: Yo fam got that Califormula?

Califormula by saintcalifornia April 17, 2017

Califormula 

A person with a great amount of swag;referring to California as most celebrities live their. The formula is used to "cook" the swag. This person or thing should be the "cool kid around the block". I
Always a complement.

Man, he's got the Califormula to become famous!

Califormula by 15jhonny6789 October 3, 2016

Califormia 

You spelled it wrong dumbass.

You: califormia
Urban dictionary: you spelled it wrong dumbass

Califormia by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020

Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) 

The medical term for the narrowing of an arterial road by coning off all but one lane thus slowing traffic to a crawl. A serious and incurable paroxysmal condition frequently presenting on a Friday evening when we're all trying to get home from work in the rush hour. Symptoms usually involve the pointless deposition of cones earlier the same day by highway maintenance crews having absolutely no intention of carrying out their work until the following Monday. As the disease progresses it becomes clear that their aim is to cause maximum buggeration over the nation's hard-earned weekend break.

Frightfully sorry, old girl. Stuck in a jam. M25's gone down with a bad dose of Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) so won't be home 'till late. Have my slippers, paper and a nice fat spliff waiting by my chair. Top hole and tally ho, what!

Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK May 7, 2011

Califormia 

The state with the largest population in the US.

(3rd) New York = 19 million
(2nd) Texas = 20 million
(1st) California = 36 million

:P

1. I live in California...

2. Down with the Californian haters!

Califormia by Sunny Day April 18, 2005

coliforminosculateoligopolyseminiferousingeminateheteronymvermian

(adj.) describing a microbial or biological condition that combines traits of coliform presence, partial reproduction (seminiferous-ingeminate), economic or reproductive limitation (oligopoly), and verbal ambiguity (heteronymic, vermian = wormlike speech).

what is this coliforminosculateoligopolyseminiferousingeminateheteronymvermian speech

coliforminosculateoligopolyseminiferousingeminateheteronymvermian by 9223372036854775807 July 6, 2025

califormula 

a man with a lot of swag and discord e-girls

yo that’s a straight califormula over there!

califormula by dam1an75 May 4, 2020