colderness

Colderness is when it's so fucking cold you feel like your in the wilderness on a fucking cold ass night with no blanket (or cellphone *gasp*)

"Damn, it's fucking colderness in my shit room, fuck"

"Sorry I died it was colderness"

by Evilchipmonk March 29, 2016

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Joshua colder

Boy who enjoys mandingo in his anus and getting jizzed by his biological dad after he got his knob bit off during a blackpool blowjob from his girlfriend

Guy1:Your such a joshua colder
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back

by Big dong boi October 29, 2019