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cold as a witches left tit 

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
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As cold as a witches tit 

An object that is extremely cold
The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown 

The name of any location with a temperature that is considerably colder than your liking. This phrase should be reserved for extreme circumstances, not just mild discomfort.
I just got back from the garage and, let me tell you, it is burr-ass cold tittytown out there!
Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown by Painya January 11, 2010

cold tits 

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
cold tits by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

cold tits 

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
cold tits by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Cold as tits 

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits
hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!
Cold as tits by sa23232miam November 11, 2011