- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game
Players with Coker-Factor do not...
- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals
'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'