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Back in the 70's when W thought no one was looking.....
by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003
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Before they get home---

A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.

After they get home---

When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke

This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention

I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.

I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?

Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead

Guy 1: Oh that sucks
by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010
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If coca-cola and "Head and Shoulders" would ever merge, this is what the company would be called.
"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"
by John Doe May 08, 2003
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someone whom becomes depentant upon cocaine without any remorse for the people who really care for them
i really cared for cody at one time but now all he is about is coke now i can say that he is a total cokehead
by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006
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A term used when your roomate named Jessica V. steals your shoes for profit
Jessica V is a cokehead
by Precious April 29, 2003
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Coke was so plentiful in the 80's that it seemed like e'erybody became a cokehead or a convict or both.
Stay away from them stockbrokers, playa. They a buncha damn cokeheads.
by buddhablaze January 28, 2003
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see Kevin McSwiggan of Glendora NJ
Kev has baby momma drama but he deserves it because he is a coke head
by LATE101@aol.com February 28, 2007
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