coke cock

The result on the male reproductive organ after heavy cocaine use.

Man, I wanted to pound that ass but I couldn't get it up because I had cock cock. I should have laid off the snow.

coke cock by Nathan K. May 13, 2005

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

diet coke (cock) by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

diet coke (cock) by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

coke can cock 

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.

Coke Can Tommy, screwed another chick.

coke can cock by fyrfyter July 14, 2004

coke can cock 

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

coke can cock by The Authority February 14, 2003

coke can cocktail 

A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.

Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!

coke can cocktail by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008

Cokecocktail

Cokecocktail (or Boogersugarbackwardsboner) is the name of a condition rarely contracted by an adult male that has ingested such copious amounts of cocaine that his penis shrinks into the negative length range.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.

Dudebro 1: "Hey, man, have another line, bro!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"

Cokecocktail by DallasGeorgeShitInMyPants69 April 10, 2026