Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 6, 2023

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

by Vampira Andres May 29, 2023

Coffin

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body

Coffin dance.

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party

I just did the coffin with sarah

by Tronamious May 13, 2023

Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.

I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...

by ImaginaryElephants February 29, 2016