OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!! 

When YouTubers film at 3am

OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!!

OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!! by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022

Coffee Cup Cunnilingus

The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.

Girl: That's kinda hot.

Coffee Cup Cunnilingus by jag-d April 28, 2012

Coffee cup philosopher

A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life

She advised me like a coffee cup philosopher

Coffee cup philosopher by Livinthelife May 31, 2015

coffee cup 

device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker

Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.

Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?

Tom: She poured a little bit of both.

coffee cup by 11ryet August 2, 2009

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

canadian coffee cup by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

Coffee Cup 

Or maybe something else at some point.

"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me

Coffee Cup by Fambuscus October 18, 2011

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup 

That teacher who always walks around with a coffee cup-like water bottle in her hand even during lesson time.

“What’s the name of our Literature teacher?”
“The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup!”

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup by ACTethx February 12, 2020