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Fuck Buddy Code 

The set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed sexual relationship.

1. No emotional attachments
2. Occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. Mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. Don't neglect your fuck buddy
5. Discretion is key
Me: "Josh hasn't called me in two months. What a cunt."
Friend: "Oh man bitch, he's breaking fuck buddy code!"
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Buddy code 

When committing an act that would otherwise be immoral, taboo, or inappropriate with a single friend or more, one may invoke "buddy code" to create an immunity cloak and thus be excused from ridicule or codemnation by other friends or members of society.
Could you believe Silly willingly took a tea bag to the face from his buddy from Halbrook? Good thing he Buddy Coded or else his sexuality would be in grave doubt!
Buddy code by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017