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unnecessary cocktailing 

The act of consuming way to many drinks. To much debauchery, douchebaggery, shamelessness, unfiltered verbal diarhea, lack of inhibition and so forth.
The guy across the bar hitting on the girl that's clearly not interested, should be flagged for unnecessary cocktailing.
unnecessary cocktailing by jmun77 February 15, 2010

Cocktilinear 

A shape or object that resembles the likes of the male genitalia.
Wow Kerri, you drawing looks like a dick. It is very cocktilinear.

cocktarianpuss 

A micromanaging boss who is a cock and thinks he is running shit but is really a puss.
That cocktarianpuss returned my report for corrections again. I can’t stand his fucking know it all ass.
cocktarianpuss by Tool man December 16, 2017

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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