Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.
“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”
by MuertaBandito August 25, 2018
The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 21, 2014
The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023
by Trump is a Fagget June 11, 2018
by Trump is a Fagget June 11, 2018
The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.
Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
by Tatoon April 27, 2020
I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.
by Fazzjim March 26, 2022