cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cocktact  

1. To make contact with a cock.

2. To contact something else with your cock.

3. To contact another cock with your cock.

1. "It's been too long since I last made cocktact"

2. "I need to make cocktact with her asap."

3. "Dude, we must made cocktact."

Cocktact by Drew Gobrecht May 15, 2008

Cocktazed 

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

Cocktazed by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

Cockpasted 

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

Cockpasted by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Indonesian Cocktact

when some poor soul has a fake eye, and continues by taking it out, and getting a penis into the eye socket.(eyeball fucked)

JIM!!!! YOU.... of all people got INDONESIAN COCKTACT?!?!

Indonesian Cocktact by Indonesiancocktact88 November 21, 2010