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cockslinger's (Spiderman) arch enemy. The green crotchgoblin. Often found drooling outside sweet shops. Very dangerous but probably allergic to Ice Cream and Jelly. Named because of the large slugs he fires from his giant penile cannon.
Haha I will web you cockslugger.

No way cockslinger, I will gunish you with my almighty phallus.
by ninja leftist March 22, 2005
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