A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.
"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."
by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009
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