1. A person that is a combination condom, glans, foreskin, and all other possible coverings of a cock. This desire to cover the cock comes from some latent desire to either have a cock of their own or to service a cock in a manner reminiscent of an vagina, rectum, or mouth.
Minatory is a cockhat because can't follow a text conversation properly.
An asshat of epic proportions.
Robert Evans is a cockhat.