this guy is a total cock smoker

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

this guy is a total cock smoker by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

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TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

TOTE COCK by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

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Cocktot

Dictator > Penis Potato > Cock Tot

That Saddam Hussein sure is a Cocktot.

Cocktot by Anonymous February 28, 2003

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Cocktot

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc

Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.

Cocktot by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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