Whilst outside, give a girl anal while she's doing a head stand. Works best in fall where the crunchy leaves on the floor make a delightful crunching sound, like that of the chicks spine.

I took a walk with your mom last night and, since the leaves were so nice and crunchy, i decided to give her a cock yard spinal.

Cock Yard Spinal by Jayjay Muggs October 18, 2006

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Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

Spinning Cock-slap by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008

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Cockspin

One who frequents the bedding of rotund and busty women.

I am such a dirty cockspin.

Cockspin by POOT aka Rolph September 25, 2005

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Triple Double Dog Cockspin

The Triple Double Dog Cockspin is when you triple dog dare a girl to rip the skin off of your dick by hopping into it and double spinning as fast as possible.

She hit me with the Triple Double Dog Cockspin last night.

Triple Double Dog Cockspin by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021

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