pretentious cock sucker 

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.

Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.

pretentious cock sucker by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006

pretentious cock sucker 

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.

Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!

pretentious cock sucker by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007

pretentious cock sucker 

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.

Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

pretentious cock sucker by Postfarm August 12, 2006

Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block

1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!

Presence cock block by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008