pin cock

A form of micro penis, pin cock is a term used to describe someone with an abnormally small cock.

"Do you see the new sports car so and so's dad bought?"
"Yea, must be compensating for his pin cock!"

pin cock by Giganticlabes December 21, 2015

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

vulcan cock pinch by DrHogie February 12, 2009

cock ping 

CockPinging is the sexual act or act of self pleasure when the males cock is pulled towards the balls and then let go of pinging the cock off of the belly of the man.

Hey baby wanna cock ping me??

cock ping by jacko_lads August 16, 2016

Cock wa ping 

The action of slapping someone in the face with your penis, but in English.

"Your going to get a real cock wa ping young man" - Uncle Ronnie

Cock wa ping by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler 

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler by TheAbuser January 27, 2010

pink cock of shame 

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

pink cock of shame by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017

Pineapple Cock 

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

Pineapple Cock by shaboinga January 1, 2012