suck my cock , ill murder your family!

Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.

bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!

suck my cock , ill murder your family! by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III November 12, 2012

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cockmurder

Cockmurder is when an event takes place that just so happens to decrease your sexual arousal. Actions, Words, facial expressions.. Anything that drops the mood dramatically causing a loss of an erection.

Mike: So John what happened with that girl last night?
John: Well we were having sex and she let out the longest, nastiest fart.. It was total cockmurder.
Mike: Yeah, Sally laughed at me when I took my pants off, that wasn't as bad, but was still cockmurder.

Paul: HAHA I heard you couldn't perform the other day!
Thomas: When she took off her panties and I saw that rain forest bush of hers, it was cockmurder. I was afraid of catching it on fire it was so large.

cockmurder by ex1z7 May 9, 2006

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cockmurder

Beating someone to death with a huge cock. Usually done with a few slaps to the face.

If that bitch doesnt pay up, ima cockmurder her!

cockmurder by TheNiggadamus January 26, 2005

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cockmurder

it was created by me and my friends and it is when you put a big cock deep in someone`s throat until the person dies from no breathing, it has been difused and changed the meaning by Omegle

I am having sex and then I kill the girl cause she cant`t breath "She has been cockmurdered!"

cockmurder by mettrau February 17, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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