Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)

Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!

Cock guider by themurahan February 21, 2009

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cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

cock guiding by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

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Cock guider • cock guiding • CockGlider • cock • cock block • cock blocker • Cock and Ball Torture • cock tease • cock knocker • cock jockey

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

Cock Glider by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

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Cockgliders

Local motorcycle group located in silver creek, New York founded by Mr Hardon

MR Hardon loves to take the cockgliders down to pickle park for the motorcycle rally

Cockgliders by Albionpussy July 25, 2023

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CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.

"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"

CockGlider by Glider January 13, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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