cockbiter
Very unlikeable person.
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Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
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Cockbiter
A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Cockbiter by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
cockbiter
A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
cockbiter by John Pierce February 13, 2004
cockbiter
Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.
Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
cockbiter by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026