The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.
Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.
Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.
I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.
Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.
Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.
by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009
Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 25, 2015
The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 25, 2011
by yungcart September 19, 2017
A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 10, 2008
by Bareback loard May 28, 2015