by 88folife February 23, 2008
when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY April 19, 2011
by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015
While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
by LZIVELEZ February 21, 2010
When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008
When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 19, 2013
when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
by BornBaltimoreon January 28, 2022