Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.

47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.

Coastal Carolina University by DodgethefatherRamthedaughter April 23, 2022

coastal carolina university

One of the biggest party schools and colleges in general on the east coast. It's very popular and a lot of people who attend the university are not locals and come from cold, northern states such as New York or New Jersey in hopes of escaping to a warm climate. The college is popular due to its proximity to Myrtle Beach and has one of the best college baseball programs in the country. Students who come here expect to party like crazy and live every day like it's a Friday night in July in downtown Myrtle Beach.

Unfortunately, the hype of Coastal Carolina does not last, and once the school year begins, you realize that this town is dead and there is nothing to do because tourist/peak season is over and everything that is great about Myrtle Beach is gone and the area becomes basically a ghost town. All the stores are closed, the beach is too cold to enjoy. It becomes apparent quickly that this area is no different than any other college town or any town in general. Most college towns are actually better because the areas are open all year round whereas CCUS area caters to tourists and disregards college students.

Once you are off-campus, the immediate surrounding area is Conway, which is desolate and fits the definition of a backward-ass, redneck country hickville town.

Overall Coastal Carolina is not a bad school, but no one goes here for its eliteness or because of its academic programs, they go here because they think of the beach and going to college in a warm beach town.

Guy: Coastal Carolina University is a good school, what could be better than being 5 minutes from the beach and partying hard?
Buddy: Good point, I just want a degree anyway, I don't care how good the programs are. Just wanna party.

coastal carolina university by lavaplanetkale January 25, 2021

Coastal Carolina University

The University famous for its Department of Bitch Ass Niggas and the King Curtis Department of Chicken Nuggets.

I applied to Coastal Carolina University for the Masters in Nigga Studies.

Coastal Carolina University by KingCurtisNuggetBitch August 15, 2011

Coastal Carolina burn pepper 

When you pick out a fresh pepper from the farm and take it home and take a shit on it for some extra smell, you then put it in a mason jar with a dragon fly and freeze it for an 1 hour so it turns into a slush, then you will pour it into your girls urthrea and she will scream and pain because the dragon fly slush turns into a spicy violent thorn and stabs the insides of her and then she shits it out of her ear

Me and my friend romani Patel just did the Coastal Carolina burn pepper it was a experience but pretty excellent the smell in the room was bonkers!

Coastal Carolina burn pepper by ballhair69 August 31, 2021

Coastal Carlina University 

a.k.a CCU

See also: Myrtle Beach SC.

D1: Who needs school when u have the beach, beer, and southern bells.

D2: Liberal Arts with a southern twist.

I go to school at Coastal Carolina University in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. Where do u go?

Coastal Carlina University by Steve C. Smith April 26, 2005