Coalminers delight

When you drop your balls over your buddy's eyes and fart in there mouth.

In complete darkness you wake to have someones balls over your eyes and taste nothing but methane.coalminers delight

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coalminers son

When you shove a shovel up someone asshole.

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When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.

She said she'd do anything. So she gave me a flawless Coal Miners Daughter

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After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.

I just did a Chilean coalmine rescue on my girlfriend.

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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.

Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer

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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.

Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer

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To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.

the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer

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