Cocoa Nut Wipe 

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

Cocoa Nut Wipe by King Pip January 21, 2009

Cocoa nut 

When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant

DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!

Why not?

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks entire gallon*

DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!

Cocoa nut by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019

Cocoa nut 

When you lather your partners penise or vagina in chocolate and lick it clean until they cum and it mixes into the chocolate making a sticky milk concentration and then pouring it into a cup and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws.

DUDE DONT DRINK THAT CHOCOLATE MILK!

Why not?

BECAUSE ME AND MY GF COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks the entire gallon*

DUUUUUUDE NICE

Cocoa nut by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019

cocoanut

Term of derrogation used by Hispanics to refer to another Hispanic who emulates or kisses up to Anglo-Americans for purposes of social climbing. It means "brown on the outside, white on the inside."

We thought Bustamante would be the first Hispanic Governor of California since it was part of Mexico, but after he lost the lection everyone said he was just another cocoanut.

cocoanut by Joel Parker November 22, 2003

Cocoanut

A person of Indian descent who acts white.

Look at that cocoanut hanging out with those white girls at the Gap.

Cocoanut by M O Thomas October 20, 2008

cocoanut head 

a cocoa nut headed person. aka a retard, or may be used to refer to somebody being a fuckassed tard face.

stacy is a cocoanut head.

cocoanut head by santaklaas December 13, 2008

cocoanut

A person who is obsessed wif hot chocolate.

Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".

cocoanut by QuacksO September 30, 2018