1. A site where you go and kick the little kids' asses in sled racing
Man! i just pwned all the little kids in ClubPenguin!
by WorstCaseSenario April 12, 2010
Humanity's final answer to the question of reality and the human condition.
Club Penguin is the final bastion of hope for mankind.
by Yosheek June 19, 2011
A waste of time and money.
My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!
by bluerayo October 17, 2013
i would have to say that clubpenguin is fun when u start and then after a while u want to be a member and then u pay 5$ a month and u fucking never go on anymore cuz its so boring!!!
Dont try it i mean go on make a user and all that but after a while u will hat the whole fucking idea!
by SADSA September 14, 2006
A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm
1v1 me in Club Penguin cheeky cunt
by Return To Sender (Haskell) September 22, 2015
A virtual game involving changing you outfit, igloo, and friends. An internet game which is played by kids in different languages.
Go get on Club Penguin after school.
by Mr. Burns Armies April 28, 2013
A stealthy way of saying, pornhub or any other porn site.
Kate loved to view club penguin. When her parents weren't around...
by Deletedpixel April 30, 2015