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Clownstitute 

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clowntiny 

clowntiny is the mix of clown and atiny (ateez's fandom). we are so stupid that we think every ateez single move is a code or even a spoiler, but its actually not. we're a clown hehet.

one time, ateez gave us a holy big spoiler, but we didnt notice it. thats why we're a clowntiny.
why clown? cuz clown looks like a fool, they look so strange and scary (but atiny is not scary, rawr).
we're a fucking clown, dont judge us.
and dont forget to stream thanxx and inception yay ! <3
wooyoung aka the noisiest ; *give spoiler for their comeback*
atiny : *didnt notice anything*
~ u're watching their comeback~
clowntiny : oh, so thats a spoiler, haha im so dumb
clowntiny by achwooyoung <3 September 23, 2020

clownpaint 

Used by metalheads to indicate the facial makeup nu-metalheads do, which they usually try to pass off as corpsepaint. Synonym of "shitpaint".
Nu-metal kid with a Slipknot tee on: Check out my corpsepaint!

Blackster: That's clownpaint, idiot.

Thrasher: What a poser.

Nu-metal kid: You fucking elitists, stop gatekeeping!

Crüehead: I'm with them this time.
clownpaint by I love gates November 29, 2022

fuckface von clownstick 

Donald Trump's birth-name.
"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."
Word of the Day on February 23, 2017

clownsizing

A stupid action regarding company layoffs of personnel. First seen in use by Jim Borgman, editorial cartoonist for The Cincinnati Enquirer.
Management thought it would save money, but the clownsizing just means the few of us left are working 60-hour weeks, too exhausted to think coherently.
clownsizing by Barbara Pinzka September 2, 2005

clownsplaining

when your friend, who is a fucking clown, tries to over-explain something to you.
"Tiff was clownsplaining to me why she was late for work"
clownsplaining by dankeesh June 13, 2018