clouster 

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

clouster by Anky33 February 16, 2013

clouted 

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

clouted by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

Clouted judgment 

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

Clouted judgment by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019

clouted 

Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.

"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"

clouted by Comeau555 May 2, 2007

cloused

When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.

"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".

cloused by kellogg2185 October 6, 2016

Clouted 

Baked out of your mind , Smashed

i was chillin eating some raisin bran fucking clouted man.

Clouted by Comeau555 April 28, 2007

closted 

when typing with your eyes closed, upside down and under water you tend to write closed as "closted"

i can type with my eyes closted, upside down and under water!!!

closted by random name 16 November 2, 2010