In a small hallway, when you walk one way, and someone else is walking in other direction, and you both get an awkward feeling where neither of you knows which way to go, and you both make small attempts to go one way or the other before you meet, only to have the other person unintentionally make the same mistake at the same time.

I almost bumped into So-and-So in the hall. It was a clostropathos inducing experience.

clostropathos by M.A.T. January 11, 2009

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ClosetFoe

The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.

You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"

ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"

You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."

*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*

ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"

YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!

ClosetFoe:

ClosetFoe by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011

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Closetzoned

When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.

Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned

Closetzoned by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014

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Closetplay

Closetplay is cosplay using items that one has in one’s closet — the costume generally approximates a specific character but might not be completely accurate, because the articles of clothing involved are for everyday wear.

I closetplayed my favourite Final Fantasy character the other day just for fun.

Closetplay by enby-enby-enby August 11, 2018

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