by ashley rose June 23, 2005
An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:
"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."
"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."
"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."
"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."
"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 23, 2006
i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing
by coles September 14, 2003
Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.
Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
by shankershank January 6, 2011
With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!
The Closer
by Dirtboyaf October 7, 2010
Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
by Eddy S. October 16, 2007
One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.
"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me
-me
by Dave September 15, 2004