A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person
Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.
by shankerhol January 05, 2011

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closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer
bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"
by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

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