It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

Closet Pineapplest 

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.

Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.

Closet Pineapplest by f4fred May 24, 2019

closepin 

a jamiacan term used to call a woman a slut or a skank

wonda why dey call ya closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

closepin by shutyamouth! February 6, 2007

closepin 

a jamaican term used to describe a woman that sleeps around alot.

wonda why dey call u closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

closepin by nevermind! February 6, 2007

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Put a Piñata In Your Closet 

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

Put a Piñata In Your Closet by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022