Cloneversation 

Having the same conversation over and over again.

When someone repeatedly, and on separate occassions, tells the same story, mentions the same fact, raises the same point of argument, etc. Cloneversation applies whether or not the repeater knows they have talked about the same thing with you before.

Cloneversation by Himelz July 29, 2009

clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

Clonkers 

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

Clonkers by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

Clonker 

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

Clonker by NAZZER April 18, 2009

Clunderer 

A person who wanders around in a clumsy way.

Brad is such a clunderer. He’s always tripping and never knows where he is going.

Clunderer by MeeeShel June 6, 2020

Conkered 

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

Conkered by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Clonkers 

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

Clonkers by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011