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1.
fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.
by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010