1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
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