A clingbo is a stage five clinger who has the looks of the worlds most infamous hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. Although having intercourse with a clingbo requires minimal game, regrets soon follow. The clingy nature of a clingbo is only surpassed by its hairy hideousness.
1.) Wow, that clingbo was such a hairy bitch... how much did I drink last night to stick my dick in that?
2.) Stephanie, you are such a clingbo. That must be why you have such a long face.