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clickbate 

Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm
My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.
clickbate by Vevralavoo November 15, 2019

clickmate 

1. That friend that won't stop sending you links.

2. Also 'clickm8'
Bro, you my clickmate and all, but I don't have time to look at every single link you send me.
clickmate by gayniggerdicks November 8, 2015

Clickbate 

Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.
Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.

Tim- Why's that Eric?

Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.
Clickbate by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at August 22, 2014

Clickbate 

Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.
Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!
Clickbate by Alians November 18, 2016

Clickbate 

I clickbated until I was raw last night
Clickbate by Hiro01 March 25, 2021

Clickbate 

/klik-buh-ay-tuh/
A physical or verbal threat of beating the viewer up if they do not consent to watch your 3am challenge videos.
"Hey Criss, please watch my new video, '*NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us'."
"no"
"im gonna beat you up criss YOURE GONNA PERISH AS WE SPEAK. WTACH MY *NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us VIDEO NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
"STOP NO I'LL WATCH YOUR CASHCOW CLICKBATE VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZ"