A Cleveland Browns home-game jersey, preferably featuring the name of a player from the Cardiac Kids era (early 1980s) or the Bernie Kosar years. Extra points if the jersey is an actual Bernie Kosar jersey.

Acceptable attire at weddings, funerals, graduations, arraignments, bonfires, and supermarkets.
Nothing like a Cleveland Tuxedo for a night out in Parma!
by The Original Recipe January 13, 2012
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