Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.

The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

Chattering Classes by AKACroatalin May 30, 2015

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

centeringitis 

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.

Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.

centeringitis by ComicSans August 30, 2010

Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

lettering 

When you fuck one member of any fraternity/sorority for every Greek letter in that organization’s name.

“Maria had sex with Matt and Jack since she’s lettering Delta Theta”

Brad had sex with Stacy, Karla, and Tiffany so now he’s lettered Sigma Apple Pi

lettering by greeklyfe May 21, 2018

Cluttering 

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

Cluttering by pankh January 20, 2012

Chestering 

Pestering in a Chester way

Stop chestering this person

Chestering by Julushko August 27, 2022