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Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.
Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Words related to cleetus maggot

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