Top Definition
Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.
(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.
by Stumpy69 April 17, 2006

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